Dear Mr. Beane,
This is a formal request for you to replace the current Buffalo Bills Head Coach Sean McDermott with the now-available, proven, Super Bowl champion head coach, Bill Belichick.
Mr. McDermott has done a great job making the Bills a playoff team, but lacks the ability to deliver a championship. His lack of experience, in-game adjustments, clock and player management, and ability to put players in positions to win does not work against the best competition. Buffalo has one of the best quarterbacks in the league, and with the right support he can get us the title.
Bill Belichick is, well, Bill Belichick. What is even more important is the opportunity to win a Super Bowl in one season, which would cement his legacy as the greatest head coach in NFL history. More importantly, he has something to prove—that he can do it without Tom Brady. What else do you need to take us to our Holy Land?
To quote The Outsiders, “Nothing Gold Can Stay”; to reference Star Wars, “Do, or do not. There is no ‘Try.’” Or, if you’re a Talladega Nights fan, “If you ain’t first, you’re last!”
Call it what you will, but we need to make this move, and we need to make it NOW!
I am the first person to sign this and thank you in advance for your swift action!
Go Bills!
William R. Barrett
Lake View, NY 14085